The Twelve Days of Election – Christmas Song

The Twelve Days of Election

• On the first day of Election, Trump gave to me
  A month completely tax-free.

• On the second day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the third day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the fourth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the fifth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the sixth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the seventh day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the eighth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Eight memes a-trending,
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the ninth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Nine pundits ranting,
  Eight memes a-trending,
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the tenth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Ten promises kept,
  Nine pundits ranting,
  Eight memes a-trending,
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the eleventh day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Eleven job markets booming,
  Ten promises kept,
  Nine pundits ranting,
  Eight memes a-trending,
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free.

• On the twelfth day of Election, Trump gave to me
  Twelve tweets a-trending,
  Eleven job markets booming,
  Ten promises kept,
  Nine pundits ranting,
  Eight memes a-trending,
  Seven scandals breaking,
  Six tariffs lowering,
  FIVE GOLDEN DEALS,
  Four epic rallies,
  Three viral tweets,
  Two destroyed candidates,
  And a month completely tax-free!